Inermission over and Campaign #39 starts

(October 11th - Oberkommando der Wehrmacht)
(OKW) Intermission was a sucess as Brigade routed didn´t return and Wehrmacht managed to invade and take England. Campaign #39 will continue with the 7 hour resupply timers and Brigades routed will stay off the map for as long as 12 hours as explained by CRS.

Allied forces Victorious

(October 9th - Oberkommando der Wehrmacht)
(OKW) Campaign #38 which started September 6th 1343 CT
ended in Allied Victory at October 9th. A total of 1.533.984 soldiers entered the battlefield and 834.811 were killed, 38.877 control points switched ownership. France deployed 399.848 soldiers and lost 249.667, United Kingdom's BEF 342.842 deployed and 191.144 lost, Wehrmacht sent 791.294 soldiers to war and 394.000 were lost. All top 10 players in sorties were Axis!

TOP TEN PLAYERS ALL SIDES
Oberstleutnant Hunchman, 2988 sorties, 1614 kills, 58 captures, 8718 minutes.
Major Jdai, 2451 sorties, 1499 kills, 118 captures and 10949 minutes.
Oberstleutnant Jppsx, 2191 sorties, 3716 kills, 15 captures, 9431 minutes.
Leutnant Wllstrt7, 2146 sorties, 1200 kills, 76 captures, 14296 minutes.
Oberstleutnant Berzerkr, 2074 sorties, 2534 kills, 79 captures, 11082 minutes.
Oberstleutnant Swiftcut, 1933 sorties, 2112 kills, 21 captures, 6229 minutes.
Majoren Foxthrot, 1860 sorties, 1516 kills, 88 captures, 9770 minutes.
Hauptmann Dyin, 1692 sorties, 524 kills, 11 captures, 5461 minutes.
Oberst Martyng, 1691 sorties, 923 kills, 192 captures, 6561 minutes.
Majoren Tarrian, 1674 sorties, 448 kills, 164 captures, 7688 minutes.

Heavy fighting over Monchen-Gladbach

(October 8th - Oberkommando der Wehrmacht)
(OKW) A massive assault by Wehrmacht was made earlier today to try and brake-out of the temporarily stalemate on German soil and secure the factories of Monchen-Gladbach. When Axis News arrived at the scene, Wehrmacht held half of the city concentrated on the south side and the Airfield kept switching ownership while skirmishes took place on the german countryside. The FB to Kaarst was subject to heavy attacks and once lost regained in no time only to find itself under attack again. Stukas kept bombarding the northern Armybase held by french troops while Jagdfliegers pursued the Royal Airforce over the razed city. The war is not over and Wehrmacht calls on all able soldaten to join the ranks of the frontline troops in order to push back the aggressors.

Nicole on the current campaign

Axis News took the time to ask Anne-Nicole Smith on the current campaign, She is available at this link (Conversation edited for profanities and shortend)

ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> HI WHORE .
You -> OK , SO I'M A SIDESWITCHER , YOU GOT ME , BUT BACK ON TOPIC . WHO WILL WIN , AXIS OR ALLIES .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> YOU'RE DUMB .
You -> SO IT'S OBVIOUS THEN , WHO WILL WIN THIS CAMPAIGN THAT IS .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> OKAY FINE .
You -> AND DANDY , YET THE QUESTION REMAINS UNANSWERED . IT'S A WORLD WAR II SIMULATOR MADE BY THE RATS .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> I HEARD THAT EVEN LIBERTARIANS BLAME OTHER PEOPLE FOR THEIR PROBLEMS .
You -> NOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT OT AND TO BE FRANK YOU TEND TO LEAN TOWARDS GOING OFF TOPIC .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> YO BEOTCH .
You -> O'RLY .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> HI HOW IS YOUR VAGINA .
You -> IT DOESN'T HAVE SAND IN IT IF THAT'S WHAT YOUR ASKING . WELL THE BRIGADE SWAPPING THINKG COULD MAKE YOU WHINE THOU .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> HELLO .
You -> I HOPE YOUR MIND DIDN'T GO BLANK BECAUSE IN A WAY , THIS CONVERSATION WAS HEADING PLACES .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> HELLO .
You -> HMM , WELL OK , YOU ARE ANNENICOLE SMITH AFTER ALL . SO WHAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE , GERMAN , BRITISH OR FRENCH .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> AND YOU ARE MY FARKTOY .
You -> THAT DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION , COME TO THINK OF IT , YOU DON'T REALLY ANSWER QUESTIONS .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> OH I SEE .
You -> YEAH , IN A CONVERSATION , WHEN ASKED A QUESTION , ONE IS SUPPOSED TO ANSWER . SO INFANTRY , FLYBOY OR SEAMAN ?
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> RUSSIA .
You -> I GUESS THAT COULD COUNT AS A COMEBACK BUT I DON'T THINK THE RATS WILL ADD RUSSIA .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> UR FUNNY .
You -> AND YOU'RE DEAD . LET US HOPE THIS CONVERSATION COULD BE SAVED THOU .
ANNA NICOLE SMITH -> GONNA FIND MY BABY , GONNA HOLD HER TIGHT .
You -> DON'T GO HAIKU ON ME WHEN WE FINALLY SEEMED TO GET BACK ON TOPIC . , .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation)

Speak like an australian night

(September 29th - Oberkommando das Heer)
(OKH) Axis News can report that Oberfeldwebel Slob, 3rd Panzergruppe tried to invent a new Teamspek event but to no avail. Oberfeldwebel Slob explains: " On ts last night i announced that it was Speak like an australian night. if you spoke on ts last night, you had to use an australian accent. Kommandeur Whacko was having none of that and i think he should be banned from the event as a result. The only other person beside myself who participated was Deeks. i think he should be promoted as he does a pretty good australian accent, but i have to admit it's not as good as mine."